Limited Edition Raspberry RolliCola!

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We found a vending machine. - Izolda

We decided to put it in the employee lounge. -Alexandra

why do we have a literal page in the archives about THIS PARTICULAR VENDING MACHINE, I MEAN, ITS NOT ALIVE, WHY DO WE HAVE A PAGE ON IT. (Then again we had a page on the orange kneadable eraser.) - Izolda

Update of 2/18/22
When the employees started drinking the soda, they became 3x faster... But the breakdown rate increased by 50%. Hopefully it'll be okay. -Alexandra

Is this a video game, Alexandra? - Izolda

...I don't think so, i'm just reading off of the database.

...BAD NEWS BAD NEWS -Alexandra

Let me guess, A oddity breached? - Izolda

Learned Man. We're screwed. - Alexandra

Wow. That guys a uh.. total misplay. DONT SAY THIS IS A REFERENCE DONT- - Izolda

(this will be continued on a seperate wiki)